"Oh don't leave me! I won't know how to talk to these people."
"Just say no the the men. The girls probably won't talk to you anyway."
"She's not bad for a filler. Personally I'd just as soon go stag."
"You could, too, with those shoulders."
"Do you know how you get a baby to sleep on its stomach? You turn it on its stomach and then you go to bed and the baby starts to cry then you get up and turn the baby on its stomach and go back to bed and the baby starts to cry and you get up and turn the baby on its stomach and pretty soon it's 9 o'clock and you're winding ducks."
"Doesn't he talk dear? Didn't he talk last night?"
"Certainly he talks. And very well too. Why he can recite the first line from Gunga Din."
"I don't care who the father is! I'm the grandfather."